Monday 30 August 2021

Sonnet Number 3 (Tiddling)

When you want to tiddle,

You need to drink some more,

Ignore them when they niggle

As they waiting at the door.

Just place your snout upon the ground,

Go sniffs your whole domain.

Take your time, walk round and round,

In sunshine, snow or rain.

Then go and check the flower pots,

Or chase the birds and bees.

You’ve plenty time to tiddle lots,

At least a hundred wees!

And finally after an hour or more,

Go tiddle on the tiddles from the day before.



(Don’t let your peoples rush you when you go out to tiddle. They don’t understand the things we need to do before we tiddle. It’s a very serious procedure that we must follow)









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