You Hoomans Wot Dus Steal Pets

You hoomans wot dus steal pets

Is monsters throo and throo!

But one fing you can always bets

Is sum day we'll find you!

We dus choose our peeple so

Wiv dem we dus belong

And dis is sumfing dat you know

Yet still you dus do rong!

Wot evil dus possess your mind

Wen you do dis monstrous act?

Surpassing all dat is unkind,

You is horrid and dats a fact!

You hoomans wot dus steal pets

And takes dem far away,

Ders one fing you can always bets,

Every dog will have its day!

Yes we will you horrid hoomans wot steal pets!

Wotever shadows shield your hart

Darkening your forts,

However long we is apart,

One day you'll all be cort! 

Hoomans wot dus steal pets is disgusting!