Christmas and Easter and Halloween,
Wot a sorrowful site ever to be seen,
They put us in hats, frocks and coats,
Really, wots wrong with these hooman folk?
And you fink that's bad then cameras come out,
Come on hoomans wots that all about?
Then they ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ and call us silly names,
Not finking that perhaps we is feeling ashamed!
We is Border Terriers, proud and strong
And dressing us like clowns is really wrong!
So this is wot you have got to do
Next time that hooman dus this to you:
Run little terrier run under the chair,
Then gives them that special Border Terrier stare!
That'll learn ‘em!