I Dus Luvs Sticky Weed

I dus luvs sticky weed,

It sticks to my snout.

It's de bestest tasting weed,

And I never spits it out!

Wen I dus go for walkies

And spots sum sticky weed,

I ignore de hooman talkies

And I do pulls upon my lead.

Cos oh I dus luvs sticky weed,

I luvs it more dan grass,

And wen I dus see sticky weed,

Dis delicacy can't be passed!

I dus luvs sticky weed!