The Border Terrier

Wot ever your people try to say

De hierarchy is so yesterday,

And dey need to learn

Dat the cleverest mind

Is dat of de terrier,

Particularly de Border kind!

We dus have de fafe 

Of a fafeful hound

But don't expect de terrier

To sleeps on de ground.

Wherever you choose to rest your head,

Dats where de terrier will makes its bed!

Wot ever your people try to declare

De hierarchy will never be der

And dey need to learn

And dey need to learn fast

Dat de terrier persistence 

Is bilt to last.

We dus have de loyalty 

Of a loyal hound

But don't expect de terrier

To hang around.

Wherever you choose to take a stroll

De terrier will find sum dirt to roll.

Wot ever your people try to announce

Dat daft hierarchy dussent weigh an ounce!

And dey need to learn

And dey needs to understand

Dat de terrier tenacity

Is stronger dan mans!

We dus have de love

Of a loving hound

But ders sumfings in de terrier

Dat is very profound;

Love and affection, wotever you need,

Care and protection, we is de perfect breed!