Wen You Dus Be Doing Sulks

Wen you dus be doing sulks,

You gots to make dem long!

Making shore de hooman folks

Dus noes deys in de rong!

Ders many ways dat you can sulk

And dat dus be de troof,

But a proper Border Terrier one

Is more dan just aloof!

You gots to do sum huffs and puffs

Making shore dey hear!

And if dat just dusent be enuffs,

You revs it up a gear!

Like wen dey dus do calls your name,

Pretend it is not yours,

Dat will make dem feel ashamed,

And gives dem sum wot fors!

You also need to turn away,

And curl up all alone,

No matter wot dose hoomans say,

It's dey who must atone!

If dey dus try de tempting you

Wiv kisses and wiv treats,

Member you must never do

Submitting or defeats.

Wen you dus be doing sulks,

You gots to makes dem long,

Making shore de hooman folks

Dus noes dey in de rong!

If dey dus cheat and be unfair

And come and cuddle you,

Den its time to do de stare,

And dat I finks will do!