I Dus Loves My Chow Chows

I dus loves my Chow Chows

But manners dey haves few,

For wen you calls their names

Dey will turn away from you!

Dats rood Chow Chows!

I dus loves my Chow Chows

But I have to tell de troof,

If dey is being moody, 

Dey dus be aloof!

Dats also rood Chow Chows!

I dus loves my Chow Chows

But sumtimes wen we play,

Harf way through a citing game

Dey dus walks away!

I dus loves my Chow Chows

Deys never in a rush,

But if I'm in their way,

Dey dus shove and push!

Chow Chows never say 'excuse me'.

I dus loves my Chow Chows

Dey dus makes gud frends,

But wen dey dus be rood,

It drives me rownd de bends!

It dus!

I dus loves my Chow Chows,

Speshully wen we shares,

And wen we dus do cuddles,

It's like nuggling teddy bears.

I dus loves my Chow Chows!